"Tim (Fractal Footwork)" (fractalfootwork)
03/24/2020 at 17:45 • Filed to: The Opposite Locker, BMW Z4, Toyota Supra
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"Tim (Fractal Footwork)" (fractalfootwork)
03/24/2020 at 17:45 • Filed to: The Opposite Locker, BMW Z4, Toyota Supra | 0
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This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat’s pajamas. But, you may be asking, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ?
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Please utilize the Anna Kendrick Test when discussing why a particular car is cool or uncool, and ask yourself, “would Steve McQueen be caught dead driving this car down the Pacific Coast Highway?” (Basically, it should be bad on track and great on a road).
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New Kids on the Block
BMW Z4 (G29)
With a fussier front end and sharper chassis, can this cold heart from Germany show us the blue steel we deserve?
Toyota Supra (A90)
What is dead may never die, or for that mater make us question is ascension from the depths of a Japanese sea.
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Locker Space
Fly as Hell
Dodge Challenger
Jaguar F-Type
Cool
Ford Mustang
Porsche 911 (991)
Uncool
BMW M4 (F82)
Chevrolet Camaro
Subaru WRX
Square
Hyundai Genesis Coupe
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...and not to worry; sounds like I’ll be back at work on Monday. Also, Kinja’s super annoying now. I can’t get the poll embed to work correctly. I remember there used to be a trick but can’t remember it enough to know what it was apparently .
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> Tim (Fractal Footwork)
03/24/2020 at 17:50 |
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The Z4 is like that Hollywood movie star who is starting to get just a little played out. I saw one in person, and it was so close to being cool. Unfortunately, it will invariable be driven by someone who was born into a sort of watered down fragile “cool” resting on his ability to impress ladies with his fancy toys.
The Supra is close once again but feels a little try hard. More like the kid who thinks if he can pretend to be part of the cool crowd he will be.
These are borderline, but I would put them into the square category until we get a properly hotted up version.
RallyWrench
> Tim (Fractal Footwork)
03/24/2020 at 17:59 |
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I like Anna Kendrick a lot more than any of the cars on that list.
Jayvincent
> Tim (Fractal Footwork)
03/24/2020 at 18:49 |
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cool: kia stinger
Uncool: civi c type R
ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
> RallyWrench
03/24/2020 at 19:07 |
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That's true for a lotta stuff in the world tho.
PyramidHat
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03/24/2020 at 22:06 |
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As we all know, the Z3 was much cooler....
Stef Schrader
> Tim (Fractal Footwork)
03/26/2020 at 09:37 |
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Wait, Challenger over parsh??? Has Oppo gone blind???????
I think both of these are just...fine? Okay? I haven’t seen either in person, but I’ve heard the inside of the Supra’s a bit dark and the Z4 is, well, a convertible. Why no happy medium here?